Post by jokulhaup on Dec 18, 2014 13:03:28 GMT
Welcome to Ten Mile High Stadium, home of the Dwarven Bloodaxes, for MONDAY NIGHT BLOODBOWL!
Sports fans I can guarantee carnage tonight, there’ll be the usual fists of fury from the Bloodaxes with added gory glee from the Lowdown Ratz as I can confirm they’ve brought a Rat Ogre!
Grim Teebow calls heads and as the ref tosses the coin he punches the Ratz captain in his noggin, with the rest of the Bloodaxes pilling in for some pre-emptive, pregame, violence! We have a pitch brawl and the games not even started! As things settle down the referee declares the game underway with the ball deep in the Ratz half, not that this changes much for most of the dwarfs as they continue to pummel their way through the line of scrimmage.
Gutter Runners and the Rat Ogre find space on the wings as dwarfs scramble to cover the gaps, things made worse as Pickaxe Manning trips over his shoe laces while trying to block a feisty rat. Thankfully the Bloodaxes manta of ‘cheat early, cheat often’ was followed to the letter and greasing the ball pre kick off making it difficult for the Skaven thrower to pick up….but soon it’s in his hands and he’s looking for receivers…oh one Gutter Runner’s eating Astro-Granite and the other has been sent to that great sewer in the sky. One dead rat, 10 more to go!
Noooo!!!! A lowly Lowdown Ratz lineman is open deep field catches the pinpoint pass, things look desperate for the Bloodaxes until Pickaxe makes a last gasp tackle and as the half draws to the close the dwarfs conduct a Rat Ogre neutralising operation, knocking out the beast; unfortunately the monster recovers to take the field come the second half.
The kick-off leaves the ball in the dwarf deep field and Grim Teebow scoops up the ball, well tries…on the second attempt he’s got ball in hand and the team forms up around him…but too late as the Ratz scuttle behind the line of scrimmage and two blitzers sack Teebow, thankfully Pickaxe Manning recovers the fumble. Despite a spirited and suicidal defence the Ratz no longer have enough players on the pitch to prevent the touchdown, but the clock might!
As it ticks down Manning dashes for the line…5, 4, 3, 2…Manning spikes the ball in celebration as the referee blows the final whistle, another fine 1-0 victory for the Bloodaxes!
Sports fans I can guarantee carnage tonight, there’ll be the usual fists of fury from the Bloodaxes with added gory glee from the Lowdown Ratz as I can confirm they’ve brought a Rat Ogre!
Grim Teebow calls heads and as the ref tosses the coin he punches the Ratz captain in his noggin, with the rest of the Bloodaxes pilling in for some pre-emptive, pregame, violence! We have a pitch brawl and the games not even started! As things settle down the referee declares the game underway with the ball deep in the Ratz half, not that this changes much for most of the dwarfs as they continue to pummel their way through the line of scrimmage.
Gutter Runners and the Rat Ogre find space on the wings as dwarfs scramble to cover the gaps, things made worse as Pickaxe Manning trips over his shoe laces while trying to block a feisty rat. Thankfully the Bloodaxes manta of ‘cheat early, cheat often’ was followed to the letter and greasing the ball pre kick off making it difficult for the Skaven thrower to pick up….but soon it’s in his hands and he’s looking for receivers…oh one Gutter Runner’s eating Astro-Granite and the other has been sent to that great sewer in the sky. One dead rat, 10 more to go!
Noooo!!!! A lowly Lowdown Ratz lineman is open deep field catches the pinpoint pass, things look desperate for the Bloodaxes until Pickaxe makes a last gasp tackle and as the half draws to the close the dwarfs conduct a Rat Ogre neutralising operation, knocking out the beast; unfortunately the monster recovers to take the field come the second half.
The kick-off leaves the ball in the dwarf deep field and Grim Teebow scoops up the ball, well tries…on the second attempt he’s got ball in hand and the team forms up around him…but too late as the Ratz scuttle behind the line of scrimmage and two blitzers sack Teebow, thankfully Pickaxe Manning recovers the fumble. Despite a spirited and suicidal defence the Ratz no longer have enough players on the pitch to prevent the touchdown, but the clock might!
As it ticks down Manning dashes for the line…5, 4, 3, 2…Manning spikes the ball in celebration as the referee blows the final whistle, another fine 1-0 victory for the Bloodaxes!
